If you TREAT him nicely, he says you are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
If you Don't, he says you are PROUD .
If you DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LUREother men;
If you DON?T, he says u are RURAL.
If you ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly;
If you keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover
If you are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF;
If he's SMARTER than you, he is GREAT.
If you don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS you;
If you LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED.
If you don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says you DON?T LOVE him;
If you DO, he says you are CHEAP.
If you tell him your PROBLEMS, he says you areTROUBLE;
If you DON?T, he says you don't TRUST him.
If you SCOLD at him, you are treating him like a CHILD;
If he SCOLDS at you, it’s because he CARES for you.
If you BREAK your promise, you cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond hisCONTROL.
If you SMOKE, you are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If you do WELL in your career, it's LUCK ;
If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS.
If you HURT him, you are CRUEL;
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!
6 comments:
great one. but why christmas? u're a muslim so u should say Eid instead.hmmmm
thnx..btw i mention about christmas is juz 4 joke only..nthng 2 do with my religion..u got what i mean rite??
sometimes the gurl also too ego compare to a guy..
not fair for those guys outside there bcoz the gurl also do same things dat u mention above..or u the gurl that do same things dat u mention or blame about the guys..don juz blame the guys simply like dat..preview ur attitude n profile 1st b4 said smethng like diz
hmm..sorry if my word is harsh 4 u..but fyi i did this not 2 blame the guy ok..i did this juz 4 fun..sorie if u can't accept my joke..this is the way i joke..n plizzz x be 2 typical..life is simple..accept it or juz leave it..
i noe it's a joke but it's it more appropriate for u to say "sampai raya thn dpn pn.." would it be sound nice isnt?
i'm sorry it's just an opinion cuz i dont fancy ppl who seem to adore other religion's occasion tht ourselves. u're still new in blogging so just take this as an advice.remember, ppl will judge every single word u say.
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